Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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