Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just invented taco cereal.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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