So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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