if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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