bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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