I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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