is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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