It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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