What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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