Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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