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Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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