And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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