He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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