Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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