We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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