Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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