i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I love you. Go after that dick
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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