Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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