Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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