so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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