"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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