Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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