it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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