Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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