I'd wear matching sweaters with you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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