Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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