Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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