Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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