i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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