i don't like sucking hair
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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