I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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