Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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