Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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