Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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