Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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