okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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