I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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