Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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