You really coming over, don't trick.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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