Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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