You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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