Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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