Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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