so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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