He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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