did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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