i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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