3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I supernannyed him into submission
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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