Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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