i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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